Tonight was the weekly (or bi-weekly, if it clips slips my mind) nail-clipping party on my bathroom floor. Before I cut Jeremiah toe nails I gave him a washcloth to clean his green feet (green feet happen when the kids walk on the freshly mown lawn). After a few minutes he told me that his feet were “clean”, so I took the cloth and decided to finish the job. As I was washing his feet, Jeremiah lay back on the bathroom floor, sighed and said, “ahhhh, this is the life! I feel like a king or something having someone wash my feet.”
Mommy at your service, your majesty.
House of Smooches 